it’s mildly annoying that the library only lets me borrow books for a week.  like how am I supposed to read a 354 page book and another 423 page one in 7 days?? making weekly trips to the library to renew books is not exactly my idea of reasonable 

insignificant rant over ;-) 

Take it as the Library challenging you. Then when you go to return the book, slam it down and shout “nobody challenges me, motherfucker”.